Chuck Norris’s Tears Might Solve Credit Crunch - Bloomberg
Mark Gilbert is the best columnist at Bloomberg. Read the entire hilarious column here. Some of his better lines:
-When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t borrow at the Fed’s discount window. Chuck Norris LENDS at the Fed’s discount window.
-Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing. And guarantees its deposits.
-When Chuck Norris makes you a price, it isn’t an offer; it’s an obligation to buy.
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Posted: September 27th, 2007 under General.
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