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Chuck Norris’s Tears Might Solve Credit Crunch – Bloomberg

September 27th, 2007 by Stephen Roman

Mark Gilbert is the best columnist at Bloomberg. Read the entire hilarious column here. Some of his better lines:

-When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also rises.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t borrow at the Fed’s discount window. Chuck Norris LENDS at the Fed’s discount window.

-Chuck Norris charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing. And guarantees its deposits.

-When Chuck Norris makes you a price, it isn’t an offer; it’s an obligation to buy.

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